Taking a piss

[The RealDeal]

/ I'm going to drain the snake / I'm going for a Number 1 / I'm away to empty my tank

[Monkz]

I'am actually going to take a piss..... BRB.

[Monkz]

and I'm back.

[Naps]

All time worst thread on BS, and that's saying something. Is this a parody of sorts?

[Rickety Cricket]

All time worst thread on BS, and that's saying something. Is this a parody of sorts?

No it is an honest question because I am not from England and the slang terms are completely different

[The Noose]

"Me need go pee pee/ wee wee"

Letting go of the yellow flow.

Taking a whiz.

Marinating the beef (post **** piss).

Bringing up the fish.

Hissing the snake.