I'm a Scientist, what do you want to know?

[T.Horton]

why do women have mulitple orgasms?

probably because they also have to push ten pound babies out of a hole three inches in diameter.

[MaD RoBoT]

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

Can you cry under water?

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

[T.Horton]

why does the smell of coffee brewing in the morning stir my bowels into premature movement? no coffee, no movement.

and why did it only start happening in my late 30's?

[Furn]

why do women have mulitple orgasms?

Ok, easy ones first.

You have a small penis.

[Furn]

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

Can you cry under water?

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

1. No, but it's still boring.

2. Yes, it's the best way

3. No, they eat all bran.

[Furn]

Can you provide an example of a mutation adding information to a genome?

Yes, simple insertion mutations such as a plasmid adding an antibiotic resistance.

Eg

The inactivation of the E. coli lacZ gene E. The wild type gene can hydrolyze a specific dye [X-Gal (5-bromo-4-indoyl-B-D- galactopyranoside)] to a blue color, while the inactivated gene cannot.

[Trigger unhappy]

Do you believe in a creator?

[T.Horton]

this thread flops like derranged mom's ass cheeks in a light breeze.

[Cuauhtémoc1520]

Science is a lie that the devil invented to steer us away from the Biblical truth.

[T.Horton]

Science is a lie that the devil invented to steer us away from the Biblical truth.

i actually had this exact same conversation with my brother in law about fifteen years ago. we've said about fifteen words to each other since. what a ******.