[PLEASE HELP] How would you approach a Jehovah witness?

[Teetotaler]

I usually see this cute chick on the weekends with her family. Pretty as hell with a nice body. But the elephant in the room is shes a jehovahs witness. Those people are annoying as hell. Everytime they knock i close the wooden door in their face or stare at them threw the window. As a kid it was like a game i would see them coming, warn everyone in the house they are coming to not answer and then wait for them to leave. Any way i cant just grab a bible and pretend to be a choir boy. Also she might just be forced into doing it with her family. C"mon bishes, what should i do?

[Beercules]

Ask her for a one on one bible study or whatever the hell they do.

[TripleGFightFan]

I usually see this cute chick on the weekends with her family. Pretty as hell with a nice body. But the elephant in the room is shes a jehovahs witness. Those people are annoying as hell. Everytime they knock i close the wooden door in their face or stare at them threw the window. As a kid it was like a game i would see them coming, warn everyone in the house they are coming to not answer and then wait for them to leave. Any way i cant just grab a bible and pretend to be a choir boy. Also she might just be forced into doing it with her family. C"mon bishes, what should i do?

how old are you?...


http://www.kavinthe1.com

[Wolfie*]

Stop being a b*tch and approach her and be yourself.

[Teetotaler]

how old are you?...


http://www.kavinthe1.com

The **** is that? You mixtape website or something?

[Teetotaler]

Stop being a b*tch and approach her and be yourself.

Im intimidated by her family. They might give me a bible pop qiuz to see if im good enough

[Amazinger]

Im intimidated by her family. They might give me a bible pop qiuz to see if im good enough

You will never be good enough for a Jehovah whiteness!!

[Teetotaler]

You will never be good enough for a Jehovah whiteness!!

Im probably not. Imagine walking door to dor in the hotass sun only for it go unanswered and laughed at. Thats commitment there. But beercules had a good idea

[Amazinger]

Im probably not. Imagine walking door to dor in the hotass sun only for it go unanswered and laughed at. Thats commitment there. But beercules had a good idea

Don't listen to Beercules! He's leading you to a life of sin. Just stay in your room and watch movies. no porn!.

[DeadLikeMe]

One of my best friends growing up was a Jehovah's Witness. They don't get to celebrate birthdays or Christmas and I always felt bad for him. They also believe in the rapture. I always thought it's weird that they so actively recruit when they believe only 144,000 people will get into Heaven.