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Who wins in an unarmed fight? Bourne or Bond?
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Bourne would beat Bond up with a broadsheet newspaper, and then strangle him with a shoelace.
Maybe Bond could whip out his single bullet pocket pen, or stab him with his flick knife shoes, but Bourne is too quick and streetwise to be taken out easily.
James Bond needs a licence to kill. Bourne kills so he can remember what he ate for breakfast. He is a totally different animal.
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Even if it doesn't involve weapons, I still got Bourne winning (via strangulation). He'd probably get tossed through a glass window by Bond, and while in the process of getting up, he'd pick up one of Bond's used condoms from the trash, judo throw bond and choke him with it. He would then look at the girl in the bed, and walk away. coooold mutha****a...
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Originally posted by Driver View PostEven if it doesn't involve weapons, I still got Bourne winning (via strangulation). He'd probably get tossed through a glass window by Bond, and while in the process of getting up, he'd pick up one of Bond's used condoms from the trash, judo throw bond and choke him with it. He would then look at the girl in the bed, and walk away. coooold mutha****a...
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