If creation wasn't preordained and we're living in a fundamentally Godless universe..

[Butterball]

... then who made it so that I spend all day tapping ho's?

I appreciate I have my own part to play it in by being respectful to bitches and sluts, unlike the rest of you douches, but it's theological proof by how much I'm able to bang hos.

[ßringer]

[fight_professor]

... then who made it so that I spend all day tapping ho's?

I appreciate I have my own part to play it in by being respectful to bitches and sluts, unlike the rest of you douches, but it's theological proof by how much I'm able to bang hos.

Damn, this is funny.