Ask a guy who genuinely doesn't give a ****

[ßringer]

What???????

[D.I.E.S.E.L]

Why are chicks with flat butts unappealing?

[street bully]

Newports or marlbros.

[Fury]

Have you ever stared into a mirror and started laughing hysterically, to the point you scared yourself a little?

I have.

[-MAKAVELLI-]

does hand sanitizer REALLY kill 99.99% of germs?

[Cuauhtémoc1520]

Why is it better to pinch the balls when they itch than actually scratch them?

[Terrel]

Why, why, why... Delilah?

[ßringer]

Why are chicks with flat butts unappealing?

Because that **** is disgusting, that's why. GTFO of here with that 10 year old boy look.

Newports or marlbros.

The correct answer is Camels, but I don't smoke much anymore. People only smoke Newports because they're lazy ****s who think it means they don't have to brush their teeth anymore because their cigs smell like menthol.

They're wrong.

Have you ever stared into a mirror and started laughing hysterically, to the point you scared yourself a little?

I have.

Can't say I have, but I do have a full length mirror in my bathroom, so I might try this out sometime.

[Fury]

does hand sanitizer REALLY kill 99.99% of germs?

That 0.1% will take over the world some day.

[ßringer]

does hand sanitizer REALLY kill 99.99% of germs?

No. But it does transform 99.9% of people who use it into whiney pussies who are terrified of dirt.

Why is it better to pinch the balls when they itch than actually scratch them?

For two reasons.

1.) Because using a nail is ineffective on an itch as stubborn as a testicular one.

and

2.) Rolling the sack between the fingers and thumb allows the scratcher to apply just the right amount of pressure and friction to relieve the itch.