Limey Lang

[rorymac]

Laddie laddie
I want you as my daddy
Together we can kill the baddies
I play golf: be my caddy?

[Cokezaghe_Loc]

Nothing better than a Post Poem.

If only the Yanks were literate enough to join in the fun.

[rorymac]

Eddie: Do you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?
Moe: No.
[buzz]
Moe: All right, maybe I did. But I didn't shoot him.
[ding]
Eddie: Checks out. Okay, sir. You're free to go.
Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight.
[buzz]
Moe: A date.
[buzz]
Moe: Dinner with friends.
[buzz]
Moe: Dinner alone.
[buzz]
Moe: Watching TV alone.
[buzz]
Moe: All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog.
[buzz]
Moe: Sears catalog.
[ding]
Moe: Now would you unhook this already, please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment.
[buzz]

[Cokezaghe_Loc]

what's a post poem?

Something that's beyond you. Best just to stay blissfully ignorant.

[Cokezaghe_Loc]

Did you read they're introducing height divisions in Sumo Wrestling?

Tua can qualify to compete in the under 10-year-old Division. Anybody know where he is?

[Cokezaghe_Loc]

I don't know, babes. I don't follow Sumo Wrestling.

If I wan't to watch fat guys in Nappies - I go to a care home for retired NFL players.

[rorymac]

roses are red
violets are blue
limeys are gay
so obviously true

Sweeth tooth
What a poof
Watch him hire a booth
In a gay brothel, drinking vermouth

[rorymac]

rorymac 'twas his name
the epitome of a wanker
claims to be from london
but actually a scouser

Sweet Tooth
From Los Angeles
From Los Angeles
From Los Angeles

[rorymac]

that's right , mofo

one of the greatest cities in the world.

the center of mexican culture.

It's decent. Hope to live there when I'm older as I want to work in film. I prefer San Diego and San Francisco though

[D-MiZe]

Tua, Tua, Tua
Shogun Rua