[PLEASE HELP] What to do about the worst neighbor in the world

[Spiegelo]

My neighbor in the apt above me is a problem. For one, he's WAY too loud. All day I hear banging and stomping. Sounds like they're throwing furniture at each other. I've confronted dude more than once about it. It's at the point now where if I see him again, I'm liable to run my goddamn fist through his face. Obviously I don't want this, as I'm not trying to get arrested or have my ghetto ass piece of **** neighbor **** with my home all day while I'm working. What the ****ing **** am I supposed to do to make this go away? HALP!

[sukhenkoy]

Take a soccer ball and start punting the **** out of it into your ceiling (preferably where you envision your neighbor's bedroom to be) late at night to teach him or her a lesson.

[Golden]

Take a soccer ball and start punting the **** out of it into your ceiling (preferably where you envision your neighbor's bedroom to be) late at night to teach him or her a lesson.

Then if that doesn't work, break in and sodomize him. No ****.

[Canelo Phresh]

Flaming bag of dogpoop.

[ElBossHogg™]

call the apartment manager about and let them handle it.

not worth it for you to get into some shit with him and in the end the original problem will still exist.

[-Kev-]

Grab his balls. Always works.

[Barn]

things you will need

-timing
-long electric extension cable
-speed
-toaster


1. find out someway when they have a bath
2. go into their house with toaster and extension cable
3. connect everything up and plug into socket
4. activate toaster
5. run to the bathroom
6. throw toaster in bath
7. get the fk out of there

it will look like a suicide

[-Kev-]

things you will need

-timing
-long electric extension cable
-speed
-toaster


1. find out someway when they have a bath
2. go into their house with toaster and extension cable
3. connect everything up and plug into socket
4. activate toaster
5. run to the bathroom
6. throw toaster in bath
7. get the fk out of there

it will look like a suicide

Lol already unlikely.

[Barn]

Lol already unlikely.

how?

no-one locks their door when they have a bath and are in the house.

do they?

is there another problem?

[ElBossHogg™]

how?

no-one locks their door when they have a bath and are in the house.

do they?

is there another problem?

phoenix arizona, kidnapping capitol of the world. Home Invasion capitol of the world. YOUR DOORS STAYED LOCKED.