Masturbation Causes ‘Pregnant Hand’ In Afterlife

[Amazinger]

I wonder if my pregnant hand will also grow a nice vagina...that will be pretty awesome

Would you be licking you hands often after eating?. Then wash your hand before and after eating?.

[BodiesInFlight]

When i was a kid i had this friend who said to me that he never wanks in the bath because he didn't want to get aids.

He thought that's how you got aids, by your own cum going up your arsehole

[MrTambourineMan]

When i was a kid i had this friend who said to me that he never wanks in the bath because he didn't want to get aids.

He thought that's how you got aids, by your own cum going up your arsehole

[phallus]

I read somewhere that it's a sin if you uncensor the censored words in the net. If I remember correctly, you will become an anus in your next life.

So Muslim men aren't allowed to get themselves off?

Better let a 10 year old do it instead, I guess.

If there's no camel around, I guess a boy would do.

too late, i'm already an anus in this life with a pregnant hand