[HOLY S**T!] I'll ask again. Has anyone here used an alternative to their usual wank material?

[J-H]

Talkin' 'bout exotic stories.

The powers that be deleted my previous thread for bypassing the swear filter. I apologize for putting that disgusting word in the title.

Anywayssss. Long story short, I jerked off to an exotic lesbian story last night. No pictures. No videos. Just words.

My mind and cock were stimulated.

Anyone else try this?

[J-H]

I'll tell you like I did in the last thread. There are millions of pics and vids of fine girls naked online.

You are gay and wasted a good jerk session.

[Konstantin]

Yes...........

[J-H]

Yes...........

It fucking blew my mind. No pun intended.

[Willy Wanker]

i jerked off to that one chick in deuce bigalow.

the chick with tourettes syndrome.

i picture her having outbursts in bed. she would be perfect for small penis humiliation sex.

[Jambo boy]

i jerked off to that one chick in deuce bigalow.

the chick with tourettes syndrome.

i picture her having outbursts in bed. she would be perfect for small penis humiliation sex.

I love small penis humiliation sex.

[KING MEAT]

a fifi?

:gay:

[Willy Wanker]

I love small penis humiliation sex.

i also jerk off while watching the golden girls sometimes.

i once wanked 4 times a day for a month straight, one wank for each golden girl everyday.

i fantasize about pissing in all their mouths and making those girls golden for real.

[Jambo boy]

i also jerk off while watching the golden girls sometimes.

i once wanked 4 times a day for a month straight, one wank for each golden girl everyday.

i fantasize about pissing in all their mouths and making those girls golden for real.

Ever stuck a marker pen in your ass and taken it out and realised the lid was still up there?

I haven't...

[DET. IRONSIDE]

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