[HOLY S**T!] I just found out I was cheated on.

So the other week I was on holiday with my girl and I thought we were having a good time, though I'd had suspicions.

When I logged onto Facebook I found out that she'd forgotten to log out. As I was checking her account and reading her pms, she had 18 guys busting a nut inside her and spraying all over her face like tom cats. I asked them to keep it down as I was too busy trying to look for clues as to whether she'd cheated.

Eventually I couldn't find any evidence, so I logged off. But then later she tried to talk to me and I just put on some 80s pop music really loud so I couldn't hear her speak. I showed that bitch.

[RL_GMA]

She just sent me a text, so I hit delete.

Yeah... I showed you, bitch. Who's the daddy now, huh? WHO'S THE DADDY?

[RL_GMA]

[Mike Tyson77]

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your *******. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite

Nice post, MJ. I wish I'd played In The Air Tonight really loud to that bitch.

[THE REED]

lolllllllllll

[TBear]

So the other week I was on holiday with my girl and I thought we were having a good time, though I'd had suspicions.

When I logged onto Facebook I found out that she'd forgotten to log out. As I was checking her account and reading her pms, she had 18 guys busting a nut inside her and spraying all over her face like tom cats. I asked them to keep it down as I was too busy trying to look for clues as to whether she'd cheated.

Eventually I couldn't find any evidence, so I logged off. But then later she tried to talk to me and I just put on some 80s pop music really loud so I couldn't hear her speak. I showed that bitch.

But can you be sure without pictures? Lots and lots of pictures!

[Grand Champ]

Yeah, that about sums it up.

[hhs661]

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your *******. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite

lol Patrick Bateman