Ever been caught masturbating?

[-EX-]

Nah I'm pretty smooth but I had one or two close calls...

[danny711]

My wife caught me before she was my wife. It was the worst. ****in embarassing. She brought her hands up to cover her mouth and her eyes got real big. She made it about 4 steps out the bedroom and fell on the ground laughing and rolling around.

I will never forget that.

[tomjo]

Sorry to resurrect this old thread, but this has just happened to me. I am now in total shock

[bare knuckle]

lmfao.................

[bare knuckle]

Sorry to resurrect this old thread, but this has just happened to me. I am now in total shock

who caught you?

[ßringer]

Nope. I've been walked in on while having sex, though.

[Optimistic]

No luckily, but I've had tons of close calls.

[tomjo]

who caught you?

I'm sorry to inform you of this, but it was my mother... Still live at my parents house, and she burst into my bedroom like a ninja, asked me what I was doing, gave me an ice cream then walked away. I have never been so embarrassed in my life!

[Sweet Pea 50]

Lmaooooo...

I've had girlfriend's catch me flogging the dolphin. Roughing up the suspect.

Sure.

I was a ninjafied beater of the meater when I was a younger lad. Never got caught. Undefeated record.

To be honest, I swear women rub it out more then we do. They are just sneakey about it. Bunch of slore bags.

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......

[-jose-]

i've never been caught but my parents knew why the Victoria Secret magazines would mysteriously disappear...