Ever been caught masturbating?

[The Retriever]

Lol... I've been too careful to be cought after hearing a story about one dude who I knew.

Dude was living with his mother and was busting one out when his mom was out for work. The stupid **** had a headset on and was yanking away when suddenly his mom arrived home early. His mom yelled at him while he was holding his dick and smiling. I imagine that was quite embarrasing.

[GOAT86]

Why do it yoself when we've got sexey nuns dat get tha job done?

[fordhamboxing]

Very nearly freshman year. Sop****re year I walked in on my roommate but he handled it wonderfully, as soon as I opened the door he goes "dude I'm wacking it, dont come in!" That's the way to do it, just admit it so your roommate doesnt see your **** lol

[DUCK FACE]

rich ass jew

Ive never been caught stroking my **** to ****, but your GF catching you, wouldnt be that bad!!! She has seen your cvkk already anyway.

Never call me a jew again.. my Parents were just rich

[fordhamboxing]

Never call me a jew again.. my Parents were just rich

Lmaoo nothing worse than being accused of being a jew...

[DUCK FACE]

Lmaoo nothing worse than being accused of being a jew...

Not sure about that mate.. being called black or arab is maybe worse.

[T.Horton]

can we keep your predjudice to yourself in this particular thread?

[fordhamboxing]

Not sure about that mate.. being called black or arab is maybe worse.

NOTHING is worse than being called a gypsy. Gypsies are the worst people in the entire world, hands down.

P.S. I do not endorse, condone, or have any hate towards any race or peoples...except gypsies I ****ing hate gypsies.

[Doctor_Tenma]

Yeah once, a super long time ago.

My cousin and his chick left my house late..........and she left her jacket on my couch. Well like I remember putting on an old vid in the living room and the volume was up really loud. She came back to the door even though it was locked and knocked REALLY loud. I was startled etc, and turned it off then answered the door.

She was laughing and asked me if I was watching ****. I just said "Maybe"

LOL @ maybe

Nice...

[T.Horton]

NOTHING is worse than being called a gypsy. Gypsies are the worst people in the entire world, hands down.

P.S. I do not endorse, condone, or have any hate towards any race or peoples...except gypsies I ****ing hate gypsies.

Actually I condone violence against gypsies.

They're horrible, at least based on my limited youtube knowledge.