Your a military general around 3000 years ago and....

[The Gully Gad]

I'd take regular Bjs and become a legend...

[Shabba Rank$]

All you can do is masterbate. You can't have anyone of the opposite or same sex touch you in a sexual manner. How long could you hold out? It takes years and years of conquest to create an empire. Only a few hang in the ranks of Ghengis, Bonaparte, Alexander.

Can I watch pron?

I mean the POV's of Daisy Marie can be pretty fulfilling at times..

:wank:

[MidnightSpecial]

conqueor the land with the hottest women.

then get laid

[Grand Champ]

What's the point of being the worlds most powerful man if there's no *****es to suck my **** in appreciation?

[Sweet Jesus]

Sex > *. Besides family.

[blaze778]

All you can do is masterbate. You can't have anyone of the opposite or same sex touch you in a sexual manner. How long could you hold out? It takes years and years of conquest to create an empire. Only a few hang in the ranks of Ghengis, Bonaparte, Alexander.

If I sucked my own dick, would that count?

[Hous]

If I sucked my own dick, would that count?

No, your safe with that one Mr. Emperor.

I'd chose legacy over sex personally.

[La Zorrita]

having sex with dead girls count?