The single worst (funniest) chat up line ever.

[CHOWWOKKA]

So I just had the most random, offensive and funniest chat up line used on me. It was:

'I'mma be Floyd Mayweather, and I'mma treat your ***** like Gatti, and beat it up'

I don't know whether to laugh or throw up

I think he is saying that your vagina is old and beat up and its just there for a paycheck...

[Bossy]

I think he is saying that your vagina is old and beat up and its just there for a paycheck...

HOLY **** that made me die

[OBJECTION!]

HOLY **** that made me die

I never got to tell you how I really felt!

[Bossy]

I never got to tell you how I really felt!

About what? Tell me

[OBJECTION!]

About what? Tell me

You said you were dead. . . that's a dirty trick missy.

[Bossy]

You said you were dead. . . that's a dirty trick missy.

I sowwi

[Verstyle]

Vers.... Youve been actin like youve had your feelings hurt from bossy... True or not, youve been acting that way... Man up son.

Congratulations on the baby. I haven't been on FB much lately.

[THE REED]

Congratulations on the baby. I haven't been on FB much lately.

Alright now I feel bad lol... Thanks brah