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  • #51
    You're...killing.....me......


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    • #52
      Originally posted by Sweet Pea 50 View Post
      You're...killing.....me......


      She was wedged in Pea. It took 3 of us to get her out of her nook.

      She tore the ruffles off her dress, and peed a little on my floor.


      Right after, and I kid you not:


      "Hey Bossy, you got anything to eat, that was a workout!'
      Last edited by Bossy; 04-22-2012, 01:50 PM.

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      • #53
        Originally posted by Bossy View Post
        She was wedged in Pea. It took 3 of us to get her out of her nook.

        She tore the ruffles off her dress, and peed a little on my floor.


        Right after, and I kid you not:


        "Hey Bossy, you get anything to eat, that was a workout!'
        Lmaaaaaaaoooooo.

        What a trooper.

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        • #54
          Originally posted by Sweet Pea 50 View Post
          Lmaaaaaaaoooooo.

          What a trooper.
          We went out right after

          I still randomly laugh at my toilet.

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          • #55
            Originally posted by Bossy View Post
            We went out right after

            I still randomly laugh at my toilet.


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            • #56
              You put your socks in the toilet, and then piss in the washing basket.

              And yes, I've done it.

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              • #57
                Originally posted by KrisSilver View Post
                You put your socks in the toilet, and then piss in the washing basket.

                And yes, I've done it.

                LMFAOOOO! That is the single funniest thing I have heard in ages

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                • #58
                  After you take a piss you fall into the bathtub and your elbow knocks the water on. You're drenched and an hour later when someone asks you if you pissed yourself you question whether or not you did cause you already completely forgot the whole ordeal happened in the first place.

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                  • #59
                    Originally posted by savorduhflavor View Post
                    After you take a piss you fall into the bathtub and your elbow knocks the water on. You're drenched and an hour later when someone asks you if you pissed yourself you question whether or not you did cause you already completely forgot the whole ordeal happened in the first place.


                    Did this actually happen?

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                    • #60
                      Originally posted by Bossy View Post


                      Did this actually happen?
                      Oh yea. My friends had me convinced I pissed myself which was life-changing as I've never done that in my life(a shocking amount of my friends have, apparently it's not that uncommon). Later the girl who's house it was overheard the conversation and she reminded me(she also walked in on me while I was in the tub).

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