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Limey Lang
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Since you've been gone, I've been alone.
Like an arm without a bone.
Dangling limply - like a phone that's out of charge.
Like Homer without Marge.
Like an egg without a spoon.
Like a dugong on the moon.
Like a clownfish, without Nemo.
Like Twilight, without EMO.
Like Hardy, without Laurel.
Like high ground, without the moral.
Like Disney, without Walt.
Like battery - without assault.
Like a pet shop without gerbils.
Like Hitler without Goebbels.
Like a dilemma without the di-,
just a lemma and a sigh.
Like déjà without vu,
I am nothing without you.
Till the day that you come back,
I'm like Whitney - without crack.
By Bill Bailey
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