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... it's a little known fact that just before Ricky Hatton fought Manny Pacquaio he made a side bet with Manny that the winner's wife or girlfriend could shag the other's wife or girlfriend with a 12" black strap on dildo.
"Ricky 'atton would like to see his missus butt raping your wife Jinkee, would Ricky 'atton", the fighter helpfully explained, "and when I win pound fer pound tyckle off yer in' ring, I'll look forward to seeing R Jennifer get your wife lubed up... or mebbe even do 'er dry."
Well, many noted that Hatton showed signs of nerves in the ring just before the first bell, but little did they realise the full truth. It had suddenly dawned on Ricky that he could soon see his own girlfriend, Jennifer Dooley, being sodomised by a Pinoy.
After the fight was over, Ricky woke up after seventeen days where he found he'd been escorted back to Manny's house. There, the first sight that greeted him was Jennifer's ******* cavity being stretched to breaking point by a strap on the size of an elephant's trunk.
It was a lavish occasion for a strap on party, and a fine banquet of fifteen fresh dogs had been laid out upon the table, as waiters attended to the needs of the spectators present.
As Jennifer lay naked on a table, feeling Jinkee thrusting inside her, a tramp was ushered into the building from the streets, and was given the opportunity to **** and piss in her mouth. Shortly afterwards a paraplegic with no arms below the elbow line came into the room and violently thrust what counted as their upper limbs all the way up Jennifer's gaping, eager mound.
"Eh up," said Ricky, in that cheeky, lovable way of his that makes the whole world want to stab him in the fucking face, "me missus ain't being fisted... she's being stumped."
All laughed heartily as a dog was brought in - this time not for eating, but to sodomise Jennifer.
By this time Jennifer began to feel a little ill and began to **** upon the dog's dick. Waiters helpfully pulled the dog out of her bleeding arsehole and stuck it in her mouth, where Jennifer gratefully sucked off her own fresh excrement, then proceeded to vomit it back up again, then drink it straight back down as a ****/puke hybrid.
Shortly afterwards a local beggar who had tried to raise money for an abortion had her baby's foetus fished out with a coathanger and the dying remains were deposited up Jennifer Dooley's stretched arsehole. Jennifer then dutifly shat out the **** baby as five black men took it in turns to shower her in piss and ****.
Just for good measure Jinkee made Jennifer eat four afterbirths, then turned her upside down and allowed a tumult of fresh diarrhea to emanate from her phillipino anus and straight into Jennifer Dooley's longing vagina. Jinkee then made her rim the fresh **** out of her ******* before ****ing her again, this time with a 24" strap on. It was a charming moment in an esquite sophisticates' party.
Just as she'd cried and shaken after the fight, so Jennifer did again... only this time with the force of an almighty, vesuvius-level orgasm. Just as she began to scream in ecstacy, Ricky thought he'd add some deft, sly humour to proceedings by letting out one of his trademark loud farts.
The second he'd done so, the atmosphere of the entire room quickly changed and Ricky realised he'd made a social faux pas.
The room cleared quickly and Manny made his excuses: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh... ahhhhhhhhhhhhh... we vely busy tonight anyway, we have to rucking get up ealry... it nothing pelsonarrrr...." he lied.
As the entire room emptied, Ricky was ashen faced.
Jennifer climbed up off the floor, tears of pure rage filling her eyes as a fresh mound of diarrhea sluiced from her vagina.
"Why the fook did you do that for, Ricky?" she raged, "honestly, I can't take you anywhere, can I?"
"Ricky 'atton would like to see his missus butt raping your wife Jinkee, would Ricky 'atton", the fighter helpfully explained, "and when I win pound fer pound tyckle off yer in' ring, I'll look forward to seeing R Jennifer get your wife lubed up... or mebbe even do 'er dry."
Well, many noted that Hatton showed signs of nerves in the ring just before the first bell, but little did they realise the full truth. It had suddenly dawned on Ricky that he could soon see his own girlfriend, Jennifer Dooley, being sodomised by a Pinoy.
After the fight was over, Ricky woke up after seventeen days where he found he'd been escorted back to Manny's house. There, the first sight that greeted him was Jennifer's ******* cavity being stretched to breaking point by a strap on the size of an elephant's trunk.
It was a lavish occasion for a strap on party, and a fine banquet of fifteen fresh dogs had been laid out upon the table, as waiters attended to the needs of the spectators present.
As Jennifer lay naked on a table, feeling Jinkee thrusting inside her, a tramp was ushered into the building from the streets, and was given the opportunity to **** and piss in her mouth. Shortly afterwards a paraplegic with no arms below the elbow line came into the room and violently thrust what counted as their upper limbs all the way up Jennifer's gaping, eager mound.
"Eh up," said Ricky, in that cheeky, lovable way of his that makes the whole world want to stab him in the fucking face, "me missus ain't being fisted... she's being stumped."
All laughed heartily as a dog was brought in - this time not for eating, but to sodomise Jennifer.
By this time Jennifer began to feel a little ill and began to **** upon the dog's dick. Waiters helpfully pulled the dog out of her bleeding arsehole and stuck it in her mouth, where Jennifer gratefully sucked off her own fresh excrement, then proceeded to vomit it back up again, then drink it straight back down as a ****/puke hybrid.
Shortly afterwards a local beggar who had tried to raise money for an abortion had her baby's foetus fished out with a coathanger and the dying remains were deposited up Jennifer Dooley's stretched arsehole. Jennifer then dutifly shat out the **** baby as five black men took it in turns to shower her in piss and ****.
Just for good measure Jinkee made Jennifer eat four afterbirths, then turned her upside down and allowed a tumult of fresh diarrhea to emanate from her phillipino anus and straight into Jennifer Dooley's longing vagina. Jinkee then made her rim the fresh **** out of her ******* before ****ing her again, this time with a 24" strap on. It was a charming moment in an esquite sophisticates' party.
Just as she'd cried and shaken after the fight, so Jennifer did again... only this time with the force of an almighty, vesuvius-level orgasm. Just as she began to scream in ecstacy, Ricky thought he'd add some deft, sly humour to proceedings by letting out one of his trademark loud farts.
The second he'd done so, the atmosphere of the entire room quickly changed and Ricky realised he'd made a social faux pas.
The room cleared quickly and Manny made his excuses: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh... ahhhhhhhhhhhhh... we vely busy tonight anyway, we have to rucking get up ealry... it nothing pelsonarrrr...." he lied.
As the entire room emptied, Ricky was ashen faced.
Jennifer climbed up off the floor, tears of pure rage filling her eyes as a fresh mound of diarrhea sluiced from her vagina.
"Why the fook did you do that for, Ricky?" she raged, "honestly, I can't take you anywhere, can I?"
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