Are you a total couch potato? (Someone who has NOT boxed or sparred?)

[!! Anorak]

A lot of you won't know what it's like to take a punch, unless you've ever been punched.

That's probably a concept that's gone over the heads of 90% of you popcorn-eating armchair critics, so let me break it down a little more so your small brains can try to comprehend my point, if that's at all possible.

If you've sparred - not necessarily boxed as an am or pro, but sparred - you'll know what it's like to take a punch. If you've never been in a fight or sparred, you won't.

Want me to break it down some more? How about what it's like to be in a ring for 36 minutes, when you're exhausted, and the shots are wearing you down, like when I got hit 187,000 times by Michael Nunn and was robbed of the decision? If you haven't been in that situation, you can't know what it's like.

This is a complex statement, so most of you will be simply unable to grasp it. But why not swing by my online store? I've got Weekend At Bernie's 2 on Betamax, and some William Joppy car bumper stickers.

[SnakeVen0m]

A lot of you won't know what it's like to take a punch, unless you've ever been punched.

That's probably a concept that's gone over the heads of 90% of you popcorn-eating armchair critics, so let me break it down a little more so your small brains can try to comprehend my point, if that's at all possible.

If you've sparred - not necessarily boxed as an am or pro, but sparred - you'll know what it's like to take a punch. If you've never been in a fight or sparred, you won't.

Want me to break it down some more? How about what it's like to be in a ring for 36 minutes, when you're exhausted, and the shots are wearing you down, like when I got hit 187,000 times by Michael Nunn and was robbed of the decision? If you haven't been in that situation, you can't know what it's like.

This is a complex statement, so most of you will be simply unable to grasp it. But why not swing by my online store? I've got Weekend At Bernie's 2 on Betamax, and some William Joppy car bumper stickers.[/B]

How much you want for those fam?

[!! Anorak]

How much you want for those fam?

Give me $5000 and I'll throw in the Roy Jones mixtape. Never been opened, still in the sealed packet.

[daggum]

you don't know how much weight effects fighters unless you have boxed before! hey chad as your trainer i endorse you dropping from 175 to 168 it will be ok! oh wow you got ko'd and looked like a zombie? i wish i had remembered the first sentence in this post! paycheckkkkkkkkkkk baby!

[SnakeVen0m]

Give me $5000 and I'll throw in the Roy Jones mixtape. Never been opened, still in the sealed packet.

Is that the one on cd or cassette tape?

'90's cassette tape Jones>Mid '00 cd Jones.

[!! Anorak]

you don't know how much weight effects fighters unless you have boxed before! hey chad as your trainer i endorse you dropping from 175 to 168 it will be ok! oh wow you got ko'd and looked like a zombie? i wish i had remembered the first sentence in this post! paycheckkkkkkkkkkk baby!

Come on now, Daggum, there's no need to take the piss out of the guy, I'd never do that.

[lightsout_finit]

A lot of you won't know what it's like to take a punch, unless you've ever been punched.

That's probably a concept that's gone over the heads of 90% of you popcorn-eating armchair critics, so let me break it down a little more so your small brains can try to comprehend my point, if that's at all possible.

If you've sparred - not necessarily boxed as an am or pro, but sparred - you'll know what it's like to take a punch. If you've never been in a fight or sparred, you won't.

Want me to break it down some more? How about what it's like to be in a ring for 36 minutes, when you're exhausted, and the shots are wearing you down, like when I got hit 187,000 times by Michael Nunn and was robbed of the decision? If you haven't been in that situation, you can't know what it's like.

This is a complex statement, so most of you will be simply unable to grasp it. But why not swing by my online store? I've got Weekend At Bernie's 2 on Betamax, and some William Joppy car bumper stickers.

Is that the one where voodoo/music makes Bernies carcas start dancing???

[Beercules]

Oh no

[Pigeons]

you don't know how much weight effects fighters unless you have boxed before! hey chad as your trainer i endorse you dropping from 175 to 168 it will be ok! oh wow you got ko'd and looked like a zombie? i wish i had remembered the first sentence in this post! paycheckkkkkkkkkkk baby!

http://www.boxingscene.com/dawsons-t...l-cloud--52855

[!! Anorak]

Is that the one where voodoo/music makes Bernies carcas start dancing???

I have to be honest, I've only seen the original.