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Did any of you wait until matrimony to have sex?
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Last edited by Willy Wanker; 08-19-2010, 04:24 PM.
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Originally posted by Willy Wanker View Postnot by choice. i tried to get laid sooner, but my ex-wife didn't want to have sex with me till we were married. she was one of those wild slutty girls in college, got married then divorced, then turned born again christian so she wanted to wait with me.
after we had sex the first time, i knew we were getting divorced soon. i was so nervous, it took me a half hour to get hard, then i only lasted about 20 sec before i came inside her without warning her. instead giving it to her again i just fell asleep.
she never looked at me the same again. she ended up cheating on me multiple times. it got so bad that she wouldnt even hide it. i walked into the room once after work and there were two naked hung, black guys there and i heard my wife in the bathroom washing up. i can tell they were finished cause the guys looked tired and penises were limp. even when they were soft, they were still twice the size i was when i was hard.
i didnt know what to say so i offered them something to drink. they just smiled and said "we straight, homey", so i just waited in backyard till they left.
the moral of story is don't wait till marriage to have sex.
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Originally posted by Willy Wanker View Postno. it used to suck. my life is much better since i replaced my tv addiction with the internet and booze. but i appreciate the concern.
bwahaha. my life has really turned around. i went from a chubby, boring, loser to an obese, jolly, drunk.
wanking, booze, and boxing keep me going. and i been on the internet now, so i am trying to hook up with young ladies from asia online. gotta neighbor who is 52 and he just married a 25 year old girl from the phillippines. i am so jealous. i heard asian girls have smaller vaginas and love 40 year old, fat, balding white guys with american citizenship.
Green k to you. I'm glad you turned it around
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Originally posted by Willy Wanker View Postnot by choice. i tried to get laid sooner, but my ex-wife didn't want to have sex with me till we were married. she was one of those wild slutty girls in college, got married then divorced, then turned born again christian so she wanted to wait with me.
after we had sex the first time, i knew we were getting divorced soon. i was so nervous, it took me a half hour to get hard, then i only lasted about 20 sec before i came inside her without warning her. instead giving it to her again i just fell asleep.
she never looked at me the same again. she ended up cheating on me multiple times. it got so bad that she wouldnt even hide it. i walked into the room once after work and there were two naked hung, black guys there and i heard my wife in the bathroom washing up. i can tell they were finished cause the guys looked tired and penises were limp. even when they were soft, they were still twice the size i was when i was hard.
i didnt know what to say so i offered them something to drink. they just smiled and said "we straight, homey", so i just waited in backyard till they left.
the moral of story is don't wait till marriage to have sex.
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Several of my girls friends in college are waiting
But they'll do anything short of putting a penis into their pu$$y, including **** sex....yayy you put a dick up your ass but you're waiting till marriage to put it in your twat? Gtfoh
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Originally posted by Russian Crushin View PostSeveral of my girls friends in college are waiting
But they'll do anything short of putting a penis into their pu$$y, including **** sex....yayy you put a dick up your ass but you're waiting till marriage to put it in your twat? Gtfoh
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