What's the difference between Paul Briggs and a deckchair?
* It takes time to get a deckchair to fold.
What is Paul Briggs allergic to injections?
* One light jab and he's on the floor for hours.
Why did Antony Mundine get KO'd for 15 days against Sven Ottke, when Sven Ottke only hits like a *****?
* Surprise. Australians are used to beating up their Sheilas after a few tinnies but aren't used to them hitting back.
Why is Paul Briggs good in bed?
* He loves diving
Why did Paul Briggs quit?
* He was paying homage to Kostya Tsyzu
Why did Danny Green use loaded gloves and rabbit punches against Roy Jones?
* The entire history of Australia is founded on them illegally assaulting black men.
* Why do so many Australians get involved in boxing culture?
It's the only time they ever get to hear the word "culture".
Why did the guy who molested Paul Briggs as a kid go into hiding?
* He was too embarrassed to be seen after last night... even paedos have standards.
Who's the most feared boxer in Australia?
* Sting Ray Robinson.
* It takes time to get a deckchair to fold.
What is Paul Briggs allergic to injections?
* One light jab and he's on the floor for hours.
Why did Antony Mundine get KO'd for 15 days against Sven Ottke, when Sven Ottke only hits like a *****?
* Surprise. Australians are used to beating up their Sheilas after a few tinnies but aren't used to them hitting back.
Why is Paul Briggs good in bed?
* He loves diving
Why did Paul Briggs quit?
* He was paying homage to Kostya Tsyzu
Why did Danny Green use loaded gloves and rabbit punches against Roy Jones?
* The entire history of Australia is founded on them illegally assaulting black men.
* Why do so many Australians get involved in boxing culture?
It's the only time they ever get to hear the word "culture".
Why did the guy who molested Paul Briggs as a kid go into hiding?
* He was too embarrassed to be seen after last night... even paedos have standards.
Who's the most feared boxer in Australia?
* Sting Ray Robinson.
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