So I just went over the shop buy some munch for the evening.......

[Iamnotausername]

Croydon? Sounded more like Ghana.

Croydons ****ing crazy mate. Has all the little kids with weapons plus loads of random drunken violence at the weekends. Which is why I always go out in London. much less hassle!

[TRAVI$]

go to compton and see how fast they violate your tight little pink *******

Papi, no mas.

[Iamnotausername]

btw it looked to my eyes, I was about maybe 50 yards away before I turned back cos it was happening as I came round the corner, that it was between some Somalis and local Black kids. I dont know if they were split on the ethnic lines or mixed. Still looked pretty mental!

[Mizzou]

I walked over the bridge to my local Spar to see a mass brawl between about 30 young lads with cricket bats and metal poles . Needless to say I turned back and went home. i think I'll go a bit later. The police are crawling round there at the moment and I'm pretty stoned so I dont want any more paranoia than necessary.

I swear this place gets worse everyday

I would've stayed and watched.

[Mizzou]

go to compton and see how fast they violate your tight little pink *******

[Iamnotausername]

I would've stayed and watched.

I probably would have if i wasnt stoned. But you know how the paranoia gets you. Some of them kids looked huge aswell. i dont know what the kids these days are eating!

[Mizzou]

btw it looked to my eyes, I was about maybe 50 yards away before I turned back cos it was happening as I came round the corner, that it was between some Somalis and local Black kids. I dont know if they were split on the ethnic lines or mixed. Still looked pretty mental!

Too bad they didn't have guns so they could all shoot eachother and relieve a burden on society.

[Iamnotausername]

Too bad they didn't have guns so they could all shoot eachother and relieve a burden on society.

Too true!! this is the only instance where I'd let them all have guns. You never know, the beef might continue and they mite start shooting each other. A few less wannabe gangsters makes my home a better place!

[rizkybizness]

Papi, no mas.

i should've never said that. now i cant stop thinking of tight little pink *******s

[Iamnotausername]

Riz if I was to go into Compton and see a gang fight and in my best posh English accent said 'Excuse me chaps but could you please refrain from causing such a ruckus in my vicinity. I was trying to brew my tea and listen to Mozart when i heard this ungodly rabble. If you could stop that it would be most appreciated'.

Would they shoot me or invite me to their house to smoke a blunt?