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Documentary: what if Wlad had had his own version of Ali's "Phantom Punch"?
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Originally posted by !! Anorak View PostThe Phantom Clinch
"In my last fight, many people watching my fiiite said that they thought the opponent was faking being held. They said that his armz were pinned to his sides and he was unable to move or risk hitting my chinn, but they couldn't see zee clinch. This is because I throw clinches so fast, you need slow motion to see me holding onto uzzer fighter like a faggot."
"I no understand, u no? I see zis clinch verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry well. It like when I am in vurrrrrrrrrrrrrrld champyunship fiiiiiiiiiiiiite and I vin matches against Lennocks Loooiz and Chris Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuurd. I use stratigi, u no? My bruzzer, he also use stratigi, but people no see, u no?"
"I didn't understand those criticisms at all. It was one of the most exciting fights I've ever seen Wladimir in, with at least fifty clinches a round. But this thing that became known as 'The Phantom Clinch'? I could see it, as plain as day. People who are used to the sport will be able to spot it, but that's just Wlad's experience... he was able to clinch so fast that the naked eye couldn't pick it up unless it knew what it was looking for. A lot of people say that Lennox was the best ****sexual I ever worked with, but in terms of being an all-round skilled faggot, Wladimir was easily the best I ever trained."
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Originally posted by Agent_Fred View PostYeah, sure, because someone would go to the bother of setting up a duplicate account just to piss all over this outstanding showcase of your intelligence
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