Drunk Lang

[New England]

just got a print of one of my favorite paintings up on the wall in my living room.

it's UV ink on canvas, and framed in really dark mahogany. many of you will recognize this painting. its george bellows' Dempsey and Firpo, from 1924.

[New England]

also drinking red, boozebags.

[Drunken Cat]

I threw a whiskey bottle through a window and almost got arrested.

Silly me.

[Drunken Cat]

I will have to pay for it.

I don't know what came over me.

[Drunken Cat]

They were treating us unfairly. And they tried to make my friend pay after they kicked us out. I said, **** that ****, give him his money back. And then as we left, I through the bottle, and it broke a window. Maybe I meant to do it, or maybe I just wanted to throw it against the wall.

We sat on the curb and waited for the cops to come.

[Drunken Cat]

The friend is Japanese.

[Drunken Cat]

It was a stupid thing to do. But, water under the bridge I guess.

(Until I get the bill.)

[Danny Gunz]

Are there even laws in Japan for the white man?

I just assumed every problem is solved by taking the virginity of a japanese girl.

[Drunken Cat]

I am indeed a moron.

My presentation went well, at least.

Now I'm having some more booze.......

I skipped class to drink.

Felt like taking a load off.

I can't wait to learn what the cost of my evening was.

[Drunken Cat]

I just recollected, as soon as the cops left I tried to piss on the building. My friend stopped me though.