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Originally posted by Elie View Postone time i fell into a fire place
Originally posted by Bossy View Post
Story please.Last edited by Elie; 04-22-2012, 06:18 PM.
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Originally posted by Check View PostWhen you use bottles of whiskey as oars for a boat.
Originally posted by Elie View PostI was drinking whiskey while sitting at my computer which is located right next to the fireplace. When I tried to get up from the computer I stumbled backward Into the fireplace, which luckily wasn't on fire
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When you pass out during a lap dance.
My boy was straight snoring on a ho this weekend and the b*tch kept dancing. Lucky for him we found him because she probably woulda jacked his wallet.
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When you make-out with a horse that has a cop on it while your crotch is soaked with piss. I swear it was my roommate. If I lost it like that, I'd share.
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Originally posted by Bossy View PostHow did that work out for you?
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got done tripping roughly an 8th of shrooms and was headed home to slumber . I had drank basically a 5th of E&J Brandy ALL BY MYSELF so I ended up becoming so barftastic that I threw up on myself on the way home . I basked in that **** for a solid 5 minutes .
When I got out of the car I stripped down to my boxers and threw my clothes in the laundry .
Not gonna drip anytime soon
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Originally posted by [ DUBBZZ ] View PostWhen you pass out during a lap dance.
My boy was straight snoring on a ho this weekend and the b*tch kept dancing. Lucky for him we found him because she probably woulda jacked his wallet.
Originally posted by Cardinal Buck View PostWhen you make-out with a horse that has a cop on it while your crotch is soaked with piss. I swear it was my roommate. If I lost it like that, I'd share.
Originally posted by Check View PostNot well at all. Trying to row with anything is difficult with two drunks to begin with. We tried using lilly pads to pull and that worked for a bit but eventually just swam back and saved the boat the next morning. I thought I was going to drown.
Originally posted by 4CornerMessiah View Postgot done tripping roughly an 8th of shrooms and was headed home to slumber . I had drank basically a 5th of E&J Brandy ALL BY MYSELF so I ended up becoming so barftastic that I threw up on myself on the way home . I basked in that **** for a solid 5 minutes .
When I got out of the car I stripped down to my boxers and threw my clothes in the laundry .
Not gonna drip anytime soon
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