Things that are overrated

[ZeeBrah]

Never trust a man who doesn't drink.

And why is that?

I never have to worry about getting arrested for drunk driving/doing drugs/whatever, I never do stupid **** that I normally wouldn't do, I am no longer socially awkward (most people use alcohol as a crutch, so they stay socially inept), I don't smell like ****, and my physique is nearly immaculate.