An American guy's just started in my IT department at work...

[Money_May]

Meh, who cares what a bunch of pale, crooked toothed Londoners think anyways? I have been to the land of the Zombies and seen many blimpy boys in London too. Although I admit, America does have some monstrous tubbies.

Every 'blimpy boy' you saw in London, were US tourists.

[MrTambourineMan]

Hey there Blimpy Boy flying through the sky so fancy free.

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****ing karen carpenter's slimmer brother

[COVID-19]

Isn't this the norm?

I saw him today, chatted for a bit. He didn't accuse me of stockpiling WMDs, so I thought I'd got away lightly.

What I neglected to mention is that he's SHORT. Not Versatyle short, maybe, but I'd say 5'7 at the most, maybe 5'6, 5'5.

So this has the unfortunate effect of making his width measurement a serious rival.

[Sparked_26]

How is his chair bearing up?

I think it gets away with it under sheer distribution of weight. His stomach's probably like a cow's, with six compartments, and largely hangs between his legs. As long as you've got an extension built onto the office you can contain him quite nicely.

[Sweet Pea 50]

I think it gets away with it under sheer distribution of weight. His stomach's probably like a cow's, with six compartments, and largely hangs between his legs. As long as you've got an extension built onto the office you can contain him quite nicely.

In the words of the fat Yank sports broadcaster Dan Patrick....





You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain him.

[Cuauhtémoc1520]

What's so funny is that my boy who went to England for a week told me the English girls were all over him and that they asked him why American men are so muscular and tanned.

Honest to god story, I have also heard that from women in Japan of American men.

[BattlingNelson]

how did I miss this thread!

Epic Anorak.