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I don't even remember yesterday.
And I worked yesterday, which is weird.
I barely remember it.
I've been blind drunk on whiskey for days.
I should probably get a grip.
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Originally posted by Virgil Caine View PostI don't even remember yesterday.
And I worked yesterday, which is weird.
I barely remember it.
I've been blind drunk on whiskey for days.
I should probably get a grip.
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Originally posted by Hi Rudyo! View PostGrade A level drunk lang meltdown, sorry Virgil not to make light. Ain't ****, I can really say cause im not a bscene alpha so I cant be like "well go out and **** like 4 chicks bruh, what are you gay?" But you'll get your mojo back like Muddy Waters.
I fell asleep on the train yesterday.
Some ugly milf with big **** escorted me home.
I said, hey, you should come inside, and we should do it.
She was sort of like, well, I'm not quite sure.
I noticed she was ugly, and said, awight, thanks for the escort, move on.
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I've been busy contacting all my ex girlfriends/semi ex girlfriends.
Mostly getting no play.
But, some are more accommodating than others.
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But yeah, basically getting no play.
I can't say I'm getting zero play.
But I'm getting scarce play.
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I know some hot girls, who I have always wanted to ****.
I'm still trying to crack open those nuts.
I have a sad notion, that they aren't going to be cracked.
They are really hot.
They are all Chinese.
And hot as hell.
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