If you dream you're screwing Lindsay Lohan, you never wake up and find it's real

And yet if you dream you're pissing the bed, you're never as lucky.


I gotta stop drinking whiskey at midnight... that was a close call this morning. Nearly had a yellow duvet.

[ßringer]

Does it work similarly if you dream you're nailing Miley '**** whore' Cyrus' clitoris to the back of a moving stagecoach?

I'd cut her clitoris off and mail it to her dad.

[Hous]

Not enough pennicillin in the world.

[Infamous]

Does it work similarly if you dream you're nailing Miley '**** whore' Cyrus' clitoris to the back of a moving stagecoach?

Wtf? What's wrong with Miley '**** whore' Cyrus?

[StarshipTrooper]

And yet if you dream you're pissing the bed, you're never as lucky.


I gotta stop drinking whiskey at midnight... that was a close call this morning. Nearly had a yellow duvet.

That's not a dream that's a nightmare Terminal STDs from that skankazoid

Poet

[Chief2ndzOnly!]

Does it work similarly if you dream you're nailing Miley '**** whore' Cyrus' clitoris to the back of a moving stagecoach?