There was this stripper I was talking up for a while, till I saw her teeth in some good light. Couldn't look at her after that. Then about a year later, she had her teeth whitened and fixed, ***** blew me off. I shoulda nailed her when I had the chance.
Remember having this chick home, leaned over to kiss her only to find out her breath had the worst stinch to it! Something def died in her mouth..! Almost threw up in my mouth too. Bad breath/teeth is just a nono. Just like a smelly *****.
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