If you died tomorrow.......

[Willy Wanker]

Not gonna happen. LOL!

You must be a shower.

But I also heard about guys getting boners after death. It's a fact, look it up.

[COVID-19]

You must be a shower.

But I also heard about guys getting boners after death. It's a fact, look it up.

5-6" flaccid, skinny jeans and certain cut trousers are off the menu for me. I've heard of women who've had sex with corpses.

[BOXEO _]

[BOXEO _]

How would you like to be remembered?

:boobies:

[.!WAR MIKEY!.]

True ****,

Ilike a ggggggggggg

[COVID-19]

:boobies:

Definitely looks like she could handle my banana.

[Slip Stream]

How would you like to be remembered?

As someone that more than likely took out a lot of aggression on the people around him the day before. It would be pretty stressful to know I was going be dead in a day.

[Rudyo]

I probably wouldn't after like a 40 year period. I'm cool with it.

[lebrick]

How would you like to be remembered?

a grammar nazi..

no past tense verb should be accompanied by a future time. it should be "if you will die tomorrow" or "if you die today" or "if you died yesterday"

[DARKSEID]

I want to be remembered as the guy who accumulated the highest debt in boxing scene history.