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**BOLLOCKS** · 05-02-2013, 07:43 PM

Originally posted by Oasis_Lad View Post

A host of events led to my lengthy hiatus. No Laptop, Hospital stays, No money, More Hospital stays...

How was teh sponge bath?

**Oasis_Lad** · 05-02-2013, 08:07 PM

Sadly, I never got to experience the pleasures of teh sponge bath.

**AztecWanker** · 05-03-2013, 02:59 AM

Originally posted by Oasis_Lad View Post

Sadly, I never got to experience the pleasures of teh sponge bath.

yo dogg, I thought you were dead.

**Oasis_Lad** · 05-03-2013, 09:29 AM

Originally posted by Aztec Wanker View Post

yo dogg, I thought you were dead.

I can only be killed by a Golden Bullet.

**Southpaw Stinger** · 05-03-2013, 02:56 PM

During your time away, I gave up the drink for a couple of days. I'm back on it now.

And I guess that brings us up to date.

**Oasis_Lad** · 05-03-2013, 03:04 PM

I tried Sobriety... we weren't compatible.

I tried drink, and we got on like a house on fire.

Alcohol, Food & Ladyboys - my 3 Mistresses.

**Southpaw Stinger** · 05-03-2013, 03:24 PM

I gave up the Ladyboys for a while too. I'm back on them now.

**Oasis_Lad** · 05-03-2013, 04:37 PM

Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post

I gave up the Ladyboys for a while too. I'm back on them now.

But are they back on you?

**Southpaw Stinger** · 05-03-2013, 04:52 PM

Originally posted by Oasis_Lad View Post

But are they back on you?

They were never too fond of me in the first place. You'd think they'd just be glad of the attention wouldn't yer?

**Oasis_Lad** · 05-03-2013, 05:17 PM

Ungrateful ****s.

Limey Lang