Human beings are a type of primate

[-Johannes-]

You bunch of monkeys.

[Mr Ehrmantraut]

Of course not, some bloke in the clouds created humans and then reverse-engineered primates from humans, but **** got messed up.

[fight_professor]

Some people still look like apes!

[Fury]

Yes, that's because we are a type of ape.

We are not monkeys, we're different than monkeys in several ways, for example we have no tails.

But look at gorillas and chimps, they don't have tails either.

I get it now. You are trollin'. Good one.

[Juof]

Hopefully in hundreds of years the current apes get really smart from evolution turning what we call planet of the apes into a true story

[Fury]

Humans evolved from carrots. Look at the similarities; carrots don't have tails.

[White_Knight]

I think humans are more of a type of bear than a type of ape. Bears are seen in rivers catching fish, and humans likewise go fishing. Bears like honey, and humans often have it on their toast. Also, unlike apes which typically live in the zoo or in trees, bears live on the ground in Europe and North America as many humans do.

[Fury]

Twenty-nine people on this forum shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.

Why do you think humans are primates? Is it because blindly accepted the information you were taught in school as true.

[Fury]

Look at this on the Smithsonian website:

http://humanorigins.si.edu/resources...are-primates-0

[Sweet Pea 50]

I think humans are more of a type of bear than a type of ape. Bears are seen in rivers catching fish, and humans likewise go fishing. Bears like honey, and humans often have it on their toast. Also, unlike apes which typically live in the zoo or in trees, bears live on the ground in Europe and North America as many humans do.

I like this explanation. Kicks a lot of ass, in my opinion.