Happy new year!

[AlexKid]

[El-blanco]

Happy new year, Alex. You need a chick like the one in the middle.

[AlexKid]

Happy new year, Alex. You need a chick like the one in the middle.

I need a chick with parkinsons to get me off with my dull nob

[Weltschmerz]

That's my sister there in the first row, you pervert. Happy new year.

[AlexKid]

That's my sister there in the first row, you pervert. Happy new year.

If you were a girl id really like to shag you, can you pretend?

[Weltschmerz]

If you were a girl id really like to shag you, can you pretend?

No, but you should be able to find others around these boards who can...

[AlexKid]

No, but you should be able to find others around these boards who can...

They aint pretty though, no thanks, im taken

[Barn]

No, but you should be able to find others around these boards who can...

I'll try anything once.

[MrTambourineMan]

It's an absolute tragedy seeing Sunny Lane now. Shot to fuckin' pieces.

Oh, and Happy New Year, ****s.

[AlexKid]

I'll try anything once.

Ok try this, get a fly, catch it cut its wings off, get in the bath with a hard on, so your bell end is sticking out the water, place the fly on your bell end, proceed to scare the fly

Dont substitute with a wasp