How To Get To Heaven When You Die

[squealpiggy]

Google.
http://www.jesus-is-lord.com/2_heaven.htm

If you ask most people this question, they will say something like, "If you do more good things than bad things, God will probably let you into heaven." The above thinking will reserve your place in hell. You need FAITH IN THE BLOOD OF JESUS. There are no good deeds that you can do on your own that will erase the sins that you have committed.

What a deeply unpleasant set of superstitions. I'm glad I don't labour under their tyrannical auspices.

Seriously how can anybody subscribe to this set of bronze-aged beliefs and still think that god is the source of morality?

[alza1988]

Hell is Real...

Don't be fooled!
http://www.jesus-is-lord.com/hellreal.htm

THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO

Saint John
http://www.jesus-is-lord.com/gospl_jn.htm

[BOLLOCKS]

Hail Satan!

[Jesus_Christ]

Seriously, guys. WTF.

[xfrodobagginsx]

[squealpiggy]

Hell is Real...

Don't be fooled!
http://www.jesus-is-lord.com/hellreal.htm

THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO

Saint John
http://www.jesus-is-lord.com/gospl_jn.htm

Yes don't be bad because if you do then you'll go to hell in the next life and Santa will leave you coal in this life.

[xfrodobagginsx]

Please read this first post if you haven't yet and pray that prayer at the bottom of it to God from your heart.

[squealpiggy]

Please read this first post if you haven't yet and pray that prayer at the bottom of it to God from your heart.

God isn't listening of course but the TS thinks that it'll be eternal *******s in heaven if you do.

[Mikhnienko]

I heard Saint Peter requires *******s in order for you to gain admittance. Given his leader it isn't a shocker

Luke 4:8 And Jesus answered and said unto him, Get thee behind me, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve.

Matthew 16:23. But he turned, and said unto Peter, Get thee behind me, Satan: thou art an offence unto me: for thou savourest not the things that be of God, but those that be of men.

Mark 8:33. But when he had turned about and looked on his disciples, he rebuked Peter, saying, Get thee behind me, Satan: for thou savourest not the things that be of God, but the things that be of men


Jesus is gay with Satan eww

[xfrodobagginsx]

Please read this first post if you haven't yet and pray that prayer at the bottom of it to God from your heart