How do you go to sleep after seeing a spider like this crawl under your bed?

[New England]

if you have spiders that big and ugly in your home or tree house (wherever you live) do some serious cleaning homie you know that monster has a bunch of babies ready to hatch and kill you

tree house


i honestly picture the pinoy posters living in thatched huts and drinking out of hollowed out coconuts. dat's waysis!

i can confirm that makavelli breeds championship level fighting cawcks. he told me in a lengthy PM titled "my lifestyle."

[RAV3N]

The hell is a huntsman? Anyway huntsman or whatever the f**k, that ish still freaky as hell!!

They are very common here in australia, they look bad but they arent really posoinous.

[#1Assassin]

you grow a pair and stop being such a girl.

im caribbean we got all sorts of bugs, unless its something that can kill you who gives a ****?


my mom is swedish, i remember this one summer up there when it was hot as hell (yes, it can get hot in sweden). we were five people jammed into this one little bucket of a car arguing over some stupid ****, all of a sudden the doors fly open and the car clears out, half them n/ggas are screaming like a bunch of females. i look around and its this lonely little bumblebee in the car headbutting the front window, i sit there chilling and 5 seconds later its out the door and i let the girly men know its safe to get back in the car. they walk up and start inspecting **** before even getting in though and im just lmao.

moral of the story, bugs are harmless, dont be a b/tch.

[White_Knight]

The best way to conquer your fear of it is to let it crawl over the head of your penis.

[Mike D]

I lol'd hahahahahahaha

[Box-Office]

They are very common here in australia, they look bad but they arent really posoinous.

You probably are an expert at dealing with these creatures eh?

[TBear]

Live, raw, large spiders are a delicacy in some parts of the world. (maybe)

Have midnight snack and you will fall right back asleep. I know I would.

[Tom Cruise]

They are very common here in australia, they look bad but they arent really posoinous.

Thats a lie. There arent any animals in Australia that arent poisonous

[~AK49~]

At the time I was in Dallas. We lived right next to a creek. So there was a f**k load of spiders and ****. One time I walked out at night to get something on the back porch, and when I flicked on the light I saw a big ass snake tail under the grill (startled his ass) and he hauled ass into the bushes. Freaked me the f**k out. And I actually like snakes, but stepping within two feet of a possible water moccasin....ain't my thing, bruh.

[Rocky...]

Offftt that's massive, I would be looking for somewhere else to sleep