So ****ing many of those mother****ers out in time for Christmas, and they've all got **** all to say.
I saw one today by this guy who had won some Pop Idol type show over here with Simon Cowell - Shayne Ward. So he had this book "My Story by Shayne Ward." WTF??? You ain't GOT a story. You only just won the ****er and released one record, ****! It'd be like Kelly Clarkson (who I would love to penetrate, especially when she's got wavy hair) writing an autobiography when she won Pop Idol. "I was born, grew some pubes, then won Pop Idol. The end." I mean, WTF? You ain't got **** to say cos you ain't done it yet!!
How can someone in their early twenties write an autobiography? No offence to people that age, but most people haven't done **** by then. I mean, the first ten years are pissing your own pants, then you grow pubes, then you START what you're going to do. Autobiography can wait... except, oh, let's cash in.
Amir ****ing Khan's got one out now. WHY? WHY? WHY? His career has only just ****ing STARTED, what's the point? I've got the manuscript here:
"Grew up in Bolton, I had a wikkid time, it were dead good. Helped out 2Tough in the shop most weekends, then I went to the Olympics, turned pro and had eight fights. The end. Come back in ten years ****ing time when I might have more to say."
****ing ****s!
Even the Brown Bummer's got one out now: "Me and Beans - A True Story". I mean, who the **** wants to read that?
I've had an interesting life wanking off 24/7, but I'm gonna wait ten years before I write mine.
Stop writing these mother****ers. ****s. People who write them are ****s. People who buy them are ****s. They're all ****s! **** off and die, **** **** ****s pieces of **** ****s ****!
So ****ing many of those mother****ers out in time for Christmas, and they've all got **** all to say.
I saw one today by this guy who had won some Pop Idol type show over here with Simon Cowell - Shayne Ward. So he had this book "My Story by Shayne Ward." WTF??? You ain't GOT a story. You only just won the ****er and released one record, ****! It'd be like Kelly Clarkson (who I would love to penetrate, especially when she's got wavy hair) writing an autobiography when she won Pop Idol. "I was born, grew some pubes, then won Pop Idol. The end." I mean, WTF? You ain't got **** to say cos you ain't done it yet!!
How can someone in their early twenties write an autobiography? No offence to people that age, but most people haven't done **** by then. I mean, the first ten years are pissing your own pants, then you grow pubes, then you START what you're going to do. Autobiography can wait... except, oh, let's cash in.
Amir ****ing Khan's got one out now. WHY? WHY? WHY? His career has only just ****ing STARTED, what's the point? I've got the manuscript here:
"Grew up in Bolton, I had a wikkid time, it were dead good. Helped out 2Tough in the shop most weekends, then I went to the Olympics, turned pro and had eight fights. The end. Come back in ten years ****ing time when I might have more to say."
****ing ****s!
Even the Brown Bummer's got one out now: "Me and Beans - A True Story". I mean, who the **** wants to read that?
I've had an interesting life wanking off 24/7, but I'm gonna wait ten years before I write mine.
Stop writing these mother****ers. ****s. People who write them are ****s. People who buy them are ****s. They're all ****s! **** off and die, **** **** ****s pieces of **** ****s ****!
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