Paleontologists discover new ****sexual dinosaur

[Welter_Skelter]

Perhaps Dinosaurs became extinct because of their ****sexuality. They couldn't make baby dinosaurs by giving it to each other in the ass!

An ******* is for ****ting out of.

They are also for Fucking... You wimp.. GAPE GAPE

[tyson]

It isn't immediately obvious but the fruit in the Garden of Eden is a metaphor for innocence which given the horny nature of the bible essentially means sexual innocence. So yes, Adam and Eve had sex. So god is mighty pissed about this (as evidenced by his attitude to sex all the time following this) and storms through the garden until he finds Adam. Adam duly rats the woman out and blames her for the whole episode. So god says "And where is Eve!?". Adam says "Oh, she's at the river washing out her snatch"
"Oh crap." says god "now all the fucking fish are going to smell funny."

Holy ****

This makes proper sense!

[-MAKAVELLI-]

i google imaged 'gay dinosaur'


and this is what came up