How do you guys weigh your dick?

[DARKSEID]

Do you put your balls on the scale or do you just weigh it from the base?

If I put my balls on there I get a couple extra pounds.

[Butler]

You should not shave/trim too for a year for more extra weight.

[Beercules]

[HughJass]

**** a fat chick see and if it snaps off,do your subtraction and divide to get the answer

[Butler]

You should also weigh when it's fully erect to take advantage of all the blood flowing in there. If it's limp, you lose 1/2 of it's weight. Are you circumsized? If yes, too bad the fore skin is additional pound or 2.

[-jose-]

my whole penis lays right on top of my nuts so I have no choice but to put the whole nut sack on the scale

[DARKSEID]

You should not shave/trim too for a year for more extra weight.

Good call bro. This is a smart man right here.

I'm gonna get that dick weight up real high now.

[codey]

Tried on a regular scale, it said to be continued.

[Sweet Pea 50]

[bojangles1987]

There's no unit of measurement large enough for Tom Brady's Giselle slayer. Nice avi.