DNA testing confirms Nile crocodiles are loose in Florida

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Right.

And there's no parallel or logical conclusion to be drawn between a changing climate facilitating the spread of invasive plants and a changing climate facilitating the spread of invasive reptiles.

Makes total sense.

It might not make sense to someone who has never formally studied the subject. There is a big difference between projecting marginally accelerated invasive plant species coverage due to 1-2 degree climate variations and saying that same variation has prevented crocodiles from dying of exposure in a matter of a couple years.

Science has been cheapened by social media political activism. Everything is horribly misinterpreted and taken to opposite extremes.

[Eff Pandas]

While I tend to agree based on the average Floridian making headlines, I think you vastly underestimate the effects it could have on the ecosystem. Particularly if the Nile crocodiles and other invasive species develop a taste for the local meth and bath salts...

I got no problem when we having the Mexicans building the Mexican wall to have the Floridians build a Floridian wall. Throw death row inmates or anyone with more years on their sentence then their current statistical average of years of morality left & anyone who eats fast food more than 5 times a week & isn't working at least 8 hours of OT on the either side of the Floridian wall.

[Willy Wanker]

While I tend to agree based on the average Floridian making headlines, I think you vastly underestimate the effects it could have on the ecosystem. Particularly if the Nile crocodiles and other invasive species develop a taste for the local meth and bath salts...

Tweaked out crocodiles? That's it, mankind is done. We don't stand a chance.

And Florida has a lot of senior citizens with Viagra laying around. Now we have to worry about crocs raping, killing, and eating us. Not necessarily in that order though.

[Sweet Pea 50]

Tweaked out crocodiles? That's it, mankind is done. We don't stand a chance.

And Florida has a lot of senior citizens with Viagra laying around. Now we have to worry about crocs raping, killing, and eating us. Not necessarily in that order though.

Let us also not forgot that many elderly Jewish folk migrate from NY to retire in Florida. So we got that angle.

The Jewish controlled rapist murdering crocs wreak havoc upon Florida.

Pitch the movie righte to Syfy and call it The Jewcrocalypse.

[Willy Wanker]

Let us also not forgot that many elderly Jewish folk migrate from NY to retire in Florida. So we got that angle.

The Jewish controlled rapist murdering crocs wreak havoc upon Florida.

Pitch the movie righte to Syfy and call it The Jewcrocalypse.

Jewcrocalyse.

Definitely sounds like a Spielberg film.

Starring Shia Lebeouf and Woody Allen.

[ßringer]

Tweaked out crocodiles? That's it, mankind is done. We don't stand a chance.

And Florida has a lot of senior citizens with Viagra laying around. Now we have to worry about crocs raping, killing, and eating us. Not necessarily in that order though.

Yeah. As a species I think it's pretty safe to say we're done for once the crocs get hold of the viagra and meth supply.

Mark my words : In five years time we're going to see all the liberal cucks campaigning for croc bathroom rights and interspecies marriage.

[kadyo's]

Let us also not forgot that many elderly Jewish folk migrate from NY to retire in Florida. So we got that angle.

The Jewish controlled rapist murdering crocs wreak havoc upon Florida.

Pitch the movie righte to Syfy and call it The Jewcrocalypse.

lmao!!!

[New England]

meh, we got a 40 cent per pound bounty on an invasive green crab species here in MA. you can turn those bastards in for cold hard cash! ours is way worse. they got pinchers and everything.

[joe strong]

While I tend to agree based on the average Floridian making headlines, I think you vastly underestimate the effects it could have on the ecosystem. Particularly if the Nile crocodiles and other invasive species develop a taste for the local meth and bath salts...

hahahahahaha!

[HanzGruber]

Is this a bad thing? The less floridians the better