You know you must have an alcohol dependency problem when...

[Mike D]

I just bought a whole bottle of Miller Lite. Took a shot.

buzzed like a mother**ker yo

[Dinamita 03]

I just bought a whole bottle of Miller Lite. Took a shot.

buzzed like a mother**ker yo

7 oz. bottles is where it's at. If you can handle one of these puppies your legit.

[Mike D]

A whole 7 ounces?!? Dude. I'll pass. I'd be puking all night and hung over for days.

[Xyei]

Now this is how you make a parody thread.

[MindBat]

One beer in a week aint gonna do shnittzle to your brain.

A good hammering reauires rum, vodka, whiskey, tequila, or any other hard bum fuel to get the week started right.

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dude if you drank that entire bottle over the course of just a week and didn't feel anything then that's some Nicolas Cage Leaving Las Vegas ****.

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One beer in a week aint gonna do shnittzle to your brain.

A good hammering reauires rum, vodka, whiskey, tequila, or any other hard bum fuel to get the week started right.

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Parody thread, mate.

[MindBat]

Parody thread, mate.

I'm a bit slow today. Don't mind me, mate. Pardon the interruption.

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[KRITKL]

Damn fool! You crazy, drinking a whole Lite in one week.
Hope you brought a friend to drive you around, he can also tell you what happened cuz you ain't gonna remember ****.#YOLO