Is there a more badass job title than "Heavyweight Champion of the World"..?

[crazyboy867]

what do you do for a living?...

I am a Financial Analyst...
I am the manager at Starbucks...
I am a professional basketball/hockey/football/soccer/baseball player...
I am the CEO of Playboy...
I am the Chief Police of New York Police Department...
I am the Secretary General of the United Nations...
I am the President of the USA...
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I am the Featherweight champion of the world..
I am the Lightweight champion of the world...
I am the Welterweight champion of the world...
I am the Middleweight champion of the world...
I am the Light Heavyweight champion of the world...

question: "what do you do for a living?"
response: "I AM THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!...."

gangster...(5th poll option is suppose to be **** star)

[THE REED]

I'm the owner of Playboy.

[eli porter]

Professional sex god and billionaire.

[TheKza]

Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the World can only be topped by the taking over of Hugh Hefs 'job'.

[Saddlebred]

Being a third world islander who spends all day calling floyd mayweather gay is the best job in the world according to boxingscene

[*Boss*]

I'm Obama's Boss.

[Bring It On]

President of the US is obviously way more badass.

Personally I'd rather be HW champ though.

[*Boss*]

President of the US is obviously way more badass.

Personally I'd rather be HW champ though.

I'm your Boss.

[shade darkar]

im the captain of a nuclear submarine. that would be pretty badass!

[Faerun]

Phonetically it truly is awesome.