The Drink

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Indeed. Alcohol free beer... crime against nature.

I mean seriously, what purpose does it serve? So drunks can feel like they're drinking when they aren't? Sounds like a beer for quitters.

I've been on the drink quite a bit lately, hoping to take a break in September. Oh well, until then, I'll crack one more before bed.

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What 'appened to Stinger?

[Oasis_Lad]

The Alcohol free beer knocked him out.

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That sissy................

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No drink since last Sunday. Will start again this Saturday.

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Laddie where are ye?

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Laddie and Stinger have let me down.

I'm on the drink, again.

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Awrite lads, every one a you ****s grab a drink and bum-feck a bird now!

[Kuyukut]

Awrite lads, every one a you ****s grab a drink and bum-feck a bird now!

for once in your pathetic drunken life try and get laid with the same species. if you don't stop molesting animals I will report you to the SPCA for molesting dogs, birds, cats...

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for once in your pathetic drunken life try and get laid with the same species. if you don't stop molesting animals I will report you to the SPCA for molesting dogs, birds, cats...

You realize that "bird" is English slang for girl or woman don't you?