How can I trick a hot guilible morman girl into sleeping with me

[AlexKid]

She will come around to try and convert me to her ******ed religion.

I was thinking about getting some amathist and other shiny see-er stones, and then translating Gods message from the stones about how he wants her and me to create the new Jesus?

Do you think she will buy it?

How can I improve my chances?

[Beercules]

Do you have a hot body? If so, knock out like 25 push ups before opening the door so you get a little swole going.


Then answer the door without a shirt. If that fails:

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[AlexKid]

Do you have a hot body? If so, knock out like 25 push ups before opening the door so you get a little swole going.


Then answer the door without a shirt. If that fails:

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Offer her the blood of Christ? With date rape? Thanks bro!! )

[r ! z]

Answer your door naked. When she looks at your c0ck, tell her you may as well have sex since she already sinned in her heart by looking at your pipi.

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[AlexKid]

Answer your door naked. When she looks at your c0ck, tell her you may as well have sex since she already sinned in her heart by looking at your pipi.

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[Furn]

Tell her God came to u in a vision and told you she must shag you.

[megas30]

She will come around to try and convert me to her ******ed religion.

I was thinking about getting some amathist and other shiny see-er stones, and then translating Gods message from the stones about how he wants her and me to create the new Jesus?

Do you think she will buy it?

How can I improve my chances?

Quaa....****ing lude, dude!!

[Willy Wanker]

Tell her she'll be number one (out of 15 wives).

[krazyn8tive]

She will come around to try and convert me to her ******ed religion.

I was thinking about getting some amathist and other shiny see-er stones, and then translating Gods message from the stones about how he wants her and me to create the new Jesus?

Do you think she will buy it?

How can I improve my chances?

Tell her you want to show her your magic underwear. All Mormon males have a pair on at all times.