Whats your first memory of life?

[Ravishing]

playing with my aunties *****cat

Did the cat's name happen to be Amir?

[Willy Wanker]

my first memory was ripping off my diaper and raping my cousin's barbie doll.

and then i took a dump without the diaper on.

[SplitSecond]

putting my hand on exposed wires at 5 months......never forget that ****

[Willy Wanker]

putting my hand on exposed wires at 5 months......never forget that ****

putting my hand on my uncle's exposed member at 5 years old..... never forget that.

[Gorilla Dogs]

putting my hand on my uncle's exposed member at 5 years old..... never forget that.

So not that long ago then eh?

[Willy Wanker]

So not that long ago then eh?

almost 35 years ago.

[Gorilla Dogs]

almost 35 years ago.

dhude are u for real son or u an alt. are u mangler? LMAO!!!!!

[The Gully Gad]

Hot nite me outside 4 years of age with just a pair of shorts on and half a loaf of Fruit bread stuck around my mouth looking up at Grandpa looking down at me saying 'One day this shall be all yours' And theres fields as far as the eye can see full of Herb Plants

[+JC|Arky+]

Burying my dog Sugar in a Transformers box. around 5 years old.

[PittyPat]

Getting my nappy changed on a plane at about <2 years of age. First ever flashback.