What's your current Girls Aloud order then?

[Butterball]

Here's the way I'd do them:


1. David Haye

2. Now this is weird, because for some reason those blow job lips and extra beef of Kimberley get me going. It's a toss up (:wank between her and Cheryl

3. Sarah

4. Nadine. I like Nadine, but I can't help but think she looks like what would happen if Gloria Hunniford mated with a dolphin.

5. A piece of crap

6. AIDS

7. Death.

10,890. The Ginge.




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[Mersey]

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1. Cheryl
2. Sarah
3. Kim
4. Nadine

[Davros?]

I do them all.

[TRAVI$]

Cheryl & Kimberley
Kimberley would introduce a bit of ass into proceedings.

[TRAVI$]

Then Harding, then the Irish one...

Then after the whole human species & some of the animal kingdom were wiped out by a meteorite, and after I was payed a substantial amount of compensation... the ginge.

[TRAVI$]

4. Nadine. I like Nadine, but I can't help but think she looks like what would happen if Gloria Hunniford mated with a dolphin.

Oh ****

[Butterball]

I do them all.

Yeah, but in what order, *****?

[Butterball]

Oh ****

You ever notice how far apart her eyes are, man?

Also, here's one to kill off the Tweedy love (placed in hidden text in case you can't bear the pain):

She's got a hairline that starts at her temples, vulpine styleee.

[Oasis_Lad]

They're all far too thin these days. I'd treat them all to a fish supper and a deep fried Mars bar before I started deciding in which order to sodomise them.

[Butterball]

Even Kimberley?