Have you ever spread a girls butt apart with your hands only to...

[Portman]

This one time, I was hugging a naked woman in the middle of my living room. Fine as hell, with big *******, a small waist and a big onion ass.

As I caressed her buttery skin I worked my way down to her bare tuckus, where I proceeded to squeeze her buttocks like fleshy dough. The natural progression for this move is to begin squeezing them apart, and so I did.

I had my head over her shoulder as I was doing this when a strong scent resembling poo started traveling out of her butt, up her back and directly into my goddamn nose.

I pulled back as inconspicuously as I could not wanting to embarrass her or insult her and just broke the embrace and walked into the bathroom.

I was ready to **** her, but I couldn't go through with it once I realized her butt was dirty.



Have you ever???

No I have never... Hahahaha, 5 stars and a green for the laugh though

You've given out too much reputation within the last 24 hours.. I'll give you one once I'm recharged with tha green powah

[murmagic]

ahaha thats nasty man

[The_Demon]

Dirty *****!

[AKATheMack]

You're my hero. This **** is funny, and no Ive never smelt a girls nasty ass.

[BetterCallSaul]

I went out to this nightclub one time and pulled a decent looking girl, who look me back to her place. As we both lay on the bed, she began giving me a good ******* and then asked me to return the favour. Well I always do the finger test before I go down on a girl. It involves playing with the ***** for a bit and then embracing in a cuddle, before sniffing your fingers. Well I did just that. The smell was freaking horrendous. It physically repulsed me. So I told her I was just nipping to the toilet and I would be back in a second. That's when I saw my escape. I went down stairs and left out of the door. She saw me out of her window and asked me where the hell I was going. I don't know why but I panicked and just started running lol. Never saw her again haha.

Nowadays though, I would just say that I don't go down on girls, and fu*k her anyway.

[siablo14]

I went out to this nightclub one time and pulled a decent looking girl, who look me back to her place. As we both lay on the bed, she began giving me a good ******* and then asked me to return the favour. Well I always do the finger test before I go down on a girl. It involves playing with the ***** for a bit and then embracing in a cuddle, before sniffing your fingers. Well I did just that. The smell was freaking horrendous. It physically repulsed me. So I told her I was just nipping to the toilet and I would be back in a second. That's when I saw my escape. I went down stairs and left out of the door. She saw me out of her window and asked me where the hell I was going. I don't know why but I panicked and just started running lol. Never saw her again haha.

Nowadays though, I would just say that I don't go down on girls, and fu*k her anyway.

thats

[mellow_mood]

gringos....

[MR.CHICANITO]

I hate when you get a fine ass girl with hair coming out her *******....

ha ha that **** was classic..keep up the good work bro...lol