Teen Rejected By Girl, Cuts Off Penis, Throws It Down Well

[Libido Sanchez]

Instead of tossing it down a well, he should have gave it to his ex as a wedding present.

That's just me though. Dick is all I want to give girls these days.

[squealpiggy]

Conceptually, any man could relate to the pain associated with not getting the girl of your dreams. But different people respond to emotions in different ways. You or I may mope around the house or drink and get back out there. But one Indonesian teen did not embrace his inner Mikey from “Swingers” and opted to cut off his penis and throw it down a well after learning his girlfriend was going to marry another man. Unfortunately, that is not a clever analogy.

AN Indonesian teenager chopped off his penis and tossed it down a well after learning his girlfriend intended to marry another man.
The 19-year-old from a village in Central Java was lucky to survive the self surgery, health authorities said.
“He arrived at the hospital last Thursday in critical condition from blood loss,” Cilacap General Hospital Director Sugeng Budi Susanto told local media.
“Cutting off a penis can be fatal.”

Well, good to know. Just in case you were thinking about cutting off your penis as a joke with the intent of clasping it back on like Mr. Potato Head, now you know that cutting off a major organ can lead to death. You may also want to avoid trying to do that decapitated thumb trick with your penis too, just to err on the side of caution.
Unfortunately for this kid, the chances of getting back to normal are looking unlikely. Reports say that nearby villagers were unable to find the penis. If you’re living in Indonesia and see a short man who looks like this walking around, please inform the local authorities. No matter how classy that anthropomorphic penis may look with its top hat and walking stick, it needs to be brought to justice.
Jilted Javan teen chops off penis and tosses it down a well [News.com.au]


http://guyism.com/2010/03/teen-cuts-...d-by-girl.html

That'll learn 'er, I bet she's gutted she turned him down now.

[AndyShitHot]

Was he at the well when he cut it off or did he cut it off and then travel to the well?

[SiCaRiO13 Jr]

That guy got some balls.

Thats probably all he has now

[PackosCotto]

unbelieveble...... why not just kill urself if ur going to do something like this?

[-Hyperion-]

this thread is full of win

[baya]

well that was a rational way of going about things.

[COVID-19]

well that was a rational way of going about things.

What use is it to him now since he was rejected by one girl?







I hope you're reading this wazaa.

[PensionKiller]

Ouch man

Plenty more fish in the sea

Gotta give him some bravery for knowin he won't die and live without a **** forever

[BritishBoxing92]

Conceptually, any man could relate to the pain associated with not getting the girl of your dreams. But different people respond to emotions in different ways. You or I may mope around the house or drink and get back out there. But one Indonesian teen did not embrace his inner Mikey from “Swingers” and opted to cut off his penis and throw it down a well after learning his girlfriend was going to marry another man. Unfortunately, that is not a clever analogy.

AN Indonesian teenager chopped off his penis and tossed it down a well after learning his girlfriend intended to marry another man.
The 19-year-old from a village in Central Java was lucky to survive the self surgery, health authorities said.
“He arrived at the hospital last Thursday in critical condition from blood loss,” Cilacap General Hospital Director Sugeng Budi Susanto told local media.
“Cutting off a penis can be fatal.”

Well, good to know. Just in case you were thinking about cutting off your penis as a joke with the intent of clasping it back on like Mr. Potato Head, now you know that cutting off a major organ can lead to death. You may also want to avoid trying to do that decapitated thumb trick with your penis too, just to err on the side of caution.
Unfortunately for this kid, the chances of getting back to normal are looking unlikely. Reports say that nearby villagers were unable to find the penis. If you’re living in Indonesia and see a short man who looks like this walking around, please inform the local authorities. No matter how classy that anthropomorphic penis may look with its top hat and walking stick, it needs to be brought to justice.
Jilted Javan teen chops off penis and tosses it down a well [News.com.au]


http://guyism.com/2010/03/teen-cuts-...d-by-girl.html

why the **** would you chop off your own penis??