The Design Argument For The Existence Of God

[squealpiggy]

I refuse to believe in evolution. God is real.

Which god? I like to think that it is Mighty Azathoth, blind idiot creator at the centre of the universe, that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes

[xfrodobagginsx]

We will get to that later.

[squealpiggy]

We will get to that later.

You'll get to Azathoth later? OK then, Shub Niggurath, black goat of the forest with a thousand young. A she-god!