I sometimes eat breakfast in the bathroom while she's dropping bombs and have a conversation with her, then we shower together, unconditional love son! I'll wipe that ass too if she asks
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When I was in my 20's I was quite shallow (I guess). I was with this girl lying in bed watching tv and she let go the tiniest quietist benign fart; a mouse could barely hear it - but I heard it. I told her to get outa my bed and I made her take a shower.
C'mon, have little humility please
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Originally posted by BostonGuy View PostWhen I was in my 20's I was quite shallow (I guess). I was with this girl lying in bed watching tv and she let go the tiniest quietist benign fart; a mouse could barely hear it - but I heard it. I told her to get outa my bed and I made her take a shower.
C'mon, have little humility please
"now that i'm an old man i just jerk off to my wilder posters."
-bostonmod.
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Originally posted by BostonGuy View PostWhen I was in my 20's I was quite shallow (I guess). I was with this girl lying in bed watching tv and she let go the tiniest quietist benign fart; a mouse could barely hear it - but I heard it. I told her to get outa my bed and I made her take a shower.
C'mon, have little humility please
if you would've just leaned over to her ass and took a sniff you would of realized those types of farts smell like roses
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Farts yes but they're cute and dont stink compare to my atomic farts, and she still wont roll down the windows when i let one go...thats love. Not caught her in the dump act yet tho.
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Really, compared to the near nuclear aftermath of what I could do to the porcelain throne after a night of Del Taco on Taco Tuesday and King Cobra 40's back in my "college days", I'm pretty tolerant of a women I'm with cutting one every now and again.
Just don't crop dust a cracka. All WW1 wood airplane over the trenches and shit.
No need to be sneaky. Just let that ****er go, girl.
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Originally posted by Sweet Pea 50 View PostReally, compared to the near nuclear aftermath of what I could do to the porcelain throne after a night of Del Taco on Taco Tuesday and King Cobra 40's back in my "college days", I'm pretty tolerant of a women I'm with cutting one every now and again.
Just don't crop dust a cracka. All WW1 wood airplane over the trenches and shit.
No need to be sneaky. Just let that ****er go, girl.
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Originally posted by New England View Post"now that i'm an old man i just jerk off to my wilder posters."
-bostonmod.
Originally posted by -jose- View Postthat wasn't to nice of you BG
if you would've just leaned over to her ass and took a sniff you would of realized those types of farts smell like roses
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Originally posted by bostonguy View Postdeontay wilder has provided more excitement through his fights in the last year than andre ward has in his whole amateur and professional combined. Don't ****in hate on wilder's right hands that detonate
:qqq::qqq::qqq:
In my old age, i would probably do just that. Smell and appreciate the stink.
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